my mom's cooler than your mom

My mother makes the best whole wheat bread in the entire world. If you don't believe me ask the dishes! Also, I can prove it to you. Exhibit A: It is late. I should not be eating at this hour. Often when I do choose to eat at such an hour I choose to eat something I come to regret when I wake in the morning with a tummy ache. Tonight is a different story. I am eating a delicious piece of homemade whole wheat toast. It's probably still not a good idea that I am eating this late, but me choosing to have this toast instead of eating another push-up must tell you something!